Masturbation Health Benefits: Why Jacking Off is Good For You

Okay gentlemen, I know getting out the lube for your hand is not your favourite method of getting off. But sometimes a man has to do what a man has to do in order to sleep peacefully.

Masturbation is… for the best!

There is no shame in that. You may not be able to get it on with your wife, significant other or favorite escort. So you use Sally Palm and her 5 sisters to get the job done.




When you’re preparing to ‘choke the chicken’, look at it in a positive light. You are not only busting a nut but you’re boosting your health as well.

Oh yes!

Jacking off is healthy.

Stick that on your magazine covers!

Masturbation Health benefits

Healthy Benefit #1: Did you know masturbation helps boost testosterone? Masturbation increases a body’s testosterone, which in turn helps the body to build muscle. As you age you will even start to lose muscle in your dick. By spanking the monkey, you can help keep your dick hard.

Healthy Benefit #2: Using your hand to masturbate helps boost your immune system as well. There will be increased levels of the cortisol hormone, which helps with pumping up the immune system.

Healthy Benefit #3: It boosts your sexual stamina, which keeps you from blasting off too quick in the sack. Trust me your partner will thank you for it. This is a justified reason to smack it around, no matter what she says.

Healthy Benefit #4: Masturbation decreases your risk of getting prostate cancer. A study done by Australians in 2003 showed that men who beat their meat at least 3 times a week reduces their chances of prostate cancer. When you cum, it also releases any disease causing toxins in the sack.

Healthy Benefit #5: Stress relief at it’s best. Masturbation relieves stress and improves mood. Because when you jerk it and orgasm, your body will naturally release dopamine and oxytocin, which is your bodies natural mood enhancer.

That’s why it’s pretty difficult to feel bad after sex. And why a ferocious wank can prove a good distraction after a long day at work!

As you can see, there are a number of healthy benefits from the joys of masturbation. I do not know why some guys are opposed to it.

But it clear your body will thank you for it in the long run…


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  1. Timberview September 26, 2016

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